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Donnerstag, 15. Feb

  • Verfasser pepe, 08:17h

End of the World

Ob sich der Wladimir über die angebliche Einführung einer Kitzbüheler Russenquote aufgeregt hat? Jedenfalls fordert er nun die Amerikanerquote für Osteuropa. Ist das the End of ze World?

Okay, so basically we've got China, France, India , Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us. With Nukes. We've got about twenty-six hundred more than anybody else, Whatever. Anyway, one day we decide that those Chinese Sons of a Bitches....Are going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While its on its way, China's like, "Shit! Shit! Who the Fuck is shooting us?" "Oh, Well! Fire Missiles!" And France is like, "Shit guys, We got ze missiles, zey are coming, fire our shit!" "But I am le tired..." "Well, have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!".

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